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作者: leddy (耿秋) 看板: NY-Yankees
標題: [洋基] Top 10 Jason Giambi Mustache/Moustache Facts
時間: Wed Jul 9 11:24:42 2008
Jason Giambi鬍子的魅力快速地襲捲了全國, 明天的比賽洋基也預計為入場的觀眾發
出18,000個假鬍子，為Jason Giambi加油。Peter胖還問總教練Girardi明天會不會也戴個
假鬍子加入支援大吉(the Big G)的行列，Girardi則沒有表示他不會。Yes的女記者Kim
Jones也戴起了假鬍子(http://yankees.lhblogs.com/files/2008/07/070808_18061.jpg
)
Yanksblog.com為了紀念發起"支持鬍子"的活動，他們舉出了十件你所不知道的Jason
Giambi鬍子的事情。
10. 當Jason Giambi上場比賽時，他的鬍子也在上網為他入選明星賽投票。
9. Jason Giambi上唇的疤痕是他第一次將鬍子刮掉時劃傷的 － 為了不要再劃傷一次
所以他知道留鬍子才是對的。
8. Jason Giambi的鬍子讓女人也想長鬍子。
7. 當湯姆謝立克所演的電視影集中Thomas Magnum, P. I.的鬍子每天晚上在祈禱時，其
實祈禱的對象是Jason Giambi的鬍子大神。
註: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Magnum
6. Jason Giambi的鬍子長得比他跑得都還快。
5. 有了Jason Giambi的鬍子就可以在總統大選時囊括紐約、紐澤西及康乃迪克三州53張
選舉人票。
4. 假如Keith Hernandez留了Jason Giambi一樣的鬍子，他根本就不需要用Just for Man
去將鬍子染黑了。
註: 請看 http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=fucxG-he2qU
3. 其實並不是Jason Giambi長出鬍子 － 而是鬍子長出了一個Jason Giambi。
2. Jason Giambi的鬍子是全世界唯一可以讓Curt Schilling說不出話來的事情。
1. 其實Jason Giambi從來沒有服用過類固醇。大陪審團質疑Giambi的原因，是誤認為他
的鬍子是棒球界裡禁用的東西。
(特別聲明一切只是幽默而已－特別是對Schilling的評論。)趕快為Jason Giambi投票吧，
而對Giambi的鬍子有任何的評論也歡迎到Yanksblog.com去留言。
07/08: Top 10 Jason Giambi Mustache/Moustache Facts
In honor of the "Support the 'Stache" initiative, we here at YanksBlog.com
feel it necessary to do our part. As such, Seamus, James and myself put our
heads together to present you with the top 10 facts about Jason Giambi's
Mustache (never shall Jason Giambi's Mustache not be capitalized).
10. Jason Giambi's Mustache votes for him online - while he's playing.
9. The scar on Jason Giambi's upper lip is from the first time he shaved his
Mustache - a mistake he knows not to make again.
8. Jason Giambi's Mustache makes women want to grow a mustache.
7. When Tom Selleck/Thomas Magnum, P.I.'s mustache prays at night, it prays
to Jason Giambi's Mustache.
6. Jason Giambi's Mustache grows faster than Jason Giambi can run.
5. Jason Giambi's Mustache will carry New York, New Jersey and Connecticut's
53 electoral votes in the Presidential election - as a write in candidate.
4. If Keith Hernandez had Jason Giambi's Mustache, he wouldn't need Just for
Men.
3. Jason Giambi didn't grow his Mustache - his Mustache grew a Jason Giambi.
2. Jason Giambi's Mustache is the only thing in the world that leaves Curt
Schilling speechless.
1. Jason Giambi never took steroids. The grand jury that questioned him
mistakenly thought his mustache was on baseball's banned substances list.
(Submitted in good humor - especially the Schilling comment). Vote Jason
below and please feel free to all your own Mustache facts in the comments
(keep them clean, respectful and work/family appropriate, please!)
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