[分享] Lauren大神的屎屁(?)發言錄

看板MyLittlePony作者Pony5566 (初音只是軟體)時間12年前 (2013/01/18 19:41)推噓12(12推 0噓 4→)

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在本月11號的時候 Lauren大神在推特上發表了以下言論 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye @MaxWhittemore There are no toilets in Equestria! They are horses. They poop on the ground and fertilize the flowers. "小馬國裡面沒有馬桶!他們是馬. 他們直接拉在地上順便幫花施肥" 此話一出立刻震驚整個Brony界雖然隔天12號馬上發表聲明 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye WHOAH! I didn’t think the fertilizer thing would be taken so seriously! Sorry! :/ "哇!我不知道大家會對施肥這件事這麼認真! 抱歉!" 雖然事件看似平息了不過Lauren大神似乎不肯善罷甘休在同一日的稍晚 Lauren大神又發表了以下言論 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye @MidgardDragon @tarastrong The only gas pegasi pass is helium, so their poops float. A large heard of pegasi can create a literal sh*t storm. "飛馬唯一會排出的氣體是氦氣, 所以他們的大_會飄起來. 一大群的飛馬可以製造出不折不扣的屎風暴." 看來Lauren放棄了大_之後對小馬們排出的氣體打算做進一步的說明於是在15號時發表了 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye @bladekiller123 so if pegasi pass helium then what kind of gas do unicorns pass? Neon. It's what makes their horns glow. "如果飛馬是排出氦氣的話那獨角馬都排什麼呢? 氖. 這就是讓他們的角發光的原因" 甚至對特定的馬出手 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye regarding pegasus helium farts: I think we finally know what Derpy's cutie mark is. "關於飛馬們排出的氣體: 我想我們終於知道Derpy的cutie mark是什麼了" Lauren Faust Fyre_flye @alonsotejeda94 so spitfire's cutie mark it's because she ate to much chilli?? ---No. She farts methane. She's special. "所以Spitfire的cutie mark是因為他吃太多辣椒? ---錯了. 她放的屁是甲烷. 她比較特別" 不過在當天稍晚時她說了 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye I have never made so many fart/poop jokes in my life. I feel dirty. "我這輩子從來沒說過那麼多的屁/屎話. 我覺得好髒" 原本以為結束了不過在稍後馬上又發表了 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye Pinkie Pie only Giggles at the Ghostly because she farts Nitrous Oxide. GAAAAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!! HELP!!!!` "碧琪只會*對著鬼怪發笑因為她的屁是一氧化二氮(笑氣). 啊啊啊啊我是怎麼了?!! 救命!!!!`" 但是也隨後說了 Lauren Faust Fyre_flye Ok. I think that's the last of 'em. Thanks for indulging me. Let us never speak of it again. "好的. 我想這是最後一個了. 謝謝大家縱容我. 我們別再說這些了" 雖然看似是真的要收山了不過Lauren真的會就此罷手嗎?讓我們繼續看下去... (*S1E02時碧琪在永久自由森林裡所唱的歌) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.32.135.97