[惡搞] 雷影,阿凱或小李 要打贏佐助很簡單!
仔細分析佐助發現, 速度沒有別人快, 體型沒有別人壯,
力量沒有別人強,頭腦沒有別人聰明, 人緣也不會特別好,
就一雙天生的眼睛, 為他帶來了莫名奇妙的幻術(萬花筒,月讀,天照...),
光這點就贏過所有人了,簡直比多拉A夢(小叮噹)還神奇,
查克拉也好像用不完, 骨頭男替身也幾近絕對防禦,
還一副屌樣, 似乎老子想怎樣就怎樣,亂殺人也無所謂,
一副君臨天下, 誰能奈我何的樣子.
佐助只有眼睛相關的招式才厲害, 其他雜招根本不算什麼,
依雷影的超絕速度,我想建議他,看到佐助用非眼睛的招式時,
不用管三七二十一,直接揍過去就對了,最好連眼睛也給牠挖下來,
若不,看到牠用幻術之類的,就隨時準備鏡子(磨亮一點)給牠反射回去,
讓牠中了自己的幻術,再過去揍牠,或讓牠自生自滅,
而速度很快的阿凱或小李,也可準備鏡子,在戰場上隨時反射血輪眼
之類的幻術,讓血輪眼施幻術時,去看到自己,讓牠自己中招,
最好木葉村的人每個人都準備一個鏡子,以自保,這樣才安全,
我也希望聰明的鹿丸可以想到這方法來保護村子~
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