[閒聊] Sally的鬼打架課堂報告2

看板Peanuts作者MikaHakkinen (薔薇は美しく散る)時間18年前 (2007/04/13 04:15)推噓0(0推 0噓 0→)

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這天Sally一覺醒來，驚覺自己該完成的報告根本沒做，於是在餐桌寫報告，主題是"GEORGE WASHINGTON" 課堂上輪到她上台報告，她告訴老師說她準備好了，然後走上台...... "This is my report on George Washington whose birtheday we celebrate this weekend" (「本週我們慶祝喬治華盛頓的生日，我要報告他的事蹟。」) "George Washington wrote a famous 'Farewell address'...he said, 'So long! from now on, you're on your own!'" (「喬治華盛頓寫過一篇非常有名的『告別演說』......他說：『再見了！從今以後，你們要靠自己了！』」) 接著老師說了些話，Sally赫然發現...... "He didn't?" (「咦？他沒說過嗎？」) Sally回到自己的座位後，一臉很糗地說： "When you write a report before breakfast, your research tends to be a little skimpy..." XDDDDD 可參考： George Washington's "Farewell Address" http://usinfo.state.gov/usa/infousa/facts/democrac/49.htm http://www.yale.edu/lawweb/avalon/washing.htm -- Mika Hakkinen -- Born: September 28, 1968 F1 driver: 1991-2001 Career: 20 wins, 51 podium finishes, 26 poles, 25 fastest laps, 420 points 1998 F1: West McLaren Mercedes, World Champion, 100 points (8 wins, 11 podium finishes, 9 poles, 6 fastest laps) 1999 F1: West McLaren Mercedes, World Champion, 76 points (5 wins, 10 podium finishes, 11 poles, 6 fastest laps) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.134.134.113