10 I Can Change

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10. I Can Change Performed by Saddam Hussein Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy, They may be right, they may be right But it's not as if I don't try, I just fuck up! Try as I might! But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it! I'll open up my heart and I will share it! Any minute now I will be born again! Yes, I can change! I can change! I know I've been a dirty little bastard! I like to kill, I like to maim, yes I'm insane, but it' OK, 'cause I can change! It's not my fault that I'm so evil; It's society, society! You see, my parents were sometimes abusive, And it made a prick of me! But I can change! I can change! I can learn to keep my promises, I know it! I'll open up my heart and show it, Any minute I will be born again! Satan: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole? Saddam: Hey, Satan! Don't be such a twit, Mother Teresa won't have shit on me! Just watch, just watch me change Here I go! I'm changing! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Aaaaaaahhhhhh! -- 風住塵香花已盡，日晚倦梳頭。物是人非事事休，欲語淚先流。聞說雙溪春尚好，也擬泛輕舟。只恐雙溪舴艋舟，載不動，許多愁。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 210.85.3.227