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01 - Cowboy Timmy - Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pooo
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose..
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow..
But all of those stories seem kind of, Gay..
Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday..
Mr Hanky, The Christmas Poo
Small and Brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns!
A present from down below
Speading joy with a 'howdy ho'!
He's seen the love inside of you
Cos he's a piece of poo!
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown, or greenish-brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town..
Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
'I can make a Mr Hanky too'!
'
Mr Hanky: 'HOWDY HO!'
I'm Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo..
Seasons greetings to all of you..
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
Now, before I melt away..
Here's a game I like to play..
Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!'
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water..
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet, cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does..
Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
Flush him down, but he's never gone,
His smell and his spirit lingers on.
Howdy ho!
02 - Mr. Garrison - Merry Fucking Christmas
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..
Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim Ass
And fuckin' celebrate.
There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout..
Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fuckin' celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..
Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too..
Merry Fuckin' Christmas.. to you---.(Prolongue)
*clapping*
Thank you, Mr Hat..
03 - Eric Cartman - Oh Holy Night
Mr. Garrison- ok children gather round, since Eric Cartman can't seem
to remember the words to Oh Holy Night we are gonna try a little shock
theripy, I'm gonna give one of you this cattle prod and if he forgets any
word just shock him a little. Who wants the prod?
Children-Me! me! Me! I wanna...
Mr. Garrison-Here you go Kyle why don't you take it
(music starts)
Kyle-SWEET!
Mr. Garrison- okay Eric whenever you're ready
Cartman-And, Oh holy ni- (shock)Ow! Hey what was that for, I didn't
Screw up!
Kyle-Ha Ha
Mr Garrison- No Kyle you can't shock him unless he forget the words
Kyle- Sorry Mr. Garrison
Cartman- And, Oh holy night the stars are brightly shining, it is the night
of our dear saviours birth, oh holy night....(mumbles) (SHOCK)
Cartman- It is the night with the chistmas trees and pie (shock)
Mr. Garrison-THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS ERIC
Cartman- Cause Jesus was born and--so we give him presents (shock) OW
umm (OW) decorations..OK
Fall on your knees and herethe angels....voices (shock) OW!
Oh night devine
Mr. Garrison- Very nice Eric.
Cartman- oh night, oh night devine----there see i remember that whole chorus
Mr. Garrison-MISSED IT!
Cartman- Oh night (shock) DEEEVIIINE
Kyle- Damn Cartman
Mr. Garrison-WOW.....
Cartman- Oh night, Oh night...devine
(shock) (shock)
Children laugh
Mr. Garrison-Ok Eric now we are gonna try the French words
Cartman-WHAT?!
04 - Juan Schwartz - Dead, Dead, Dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.
The minute we're born, we start dying,
We die a little more every day..
Young or old, rich or poor,
There's nothing we can do to stop it..
So look long at that Christmas tree,
It may be the last one that you see..
Decorate your house in green and red,
'cos someday you'll be dead..
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.
It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now..
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you..
So be sure on Christmas eve
When you snuggle into bed..
That you thank God for your family
'cos someday they'll be dead..
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday we'll all be dead.
Who knows how many Christmas's
Are left in their short lives?
Nobody knows, that my point!
Enjoy them while you can.
And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head..
What a festive season,
Someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead, everyone you know, dead.
A very Merry Christmas to you!
Dead, Dead, Dead..
Merry Christmas Everybody!
05 - Mr. Mackey - Carol of the Bells
Heart! Hear the Bells, Sweet Silver Bells,
All seem to say, Ding Dong, m'kay.
Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer,
To young and old, meek and the bold.
Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong, That is their song,
With joyful ring, all caroling
One seems to hear, words of the cheer
From everywhere, filling the air, m'kay
Oh, how they pound, raising the sound
or here and there, telling their tale
Gailly they ring, While People sing
Songs of the Cheer, Christmas is here
**Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong, That is their song,
With joyful ring, all caroling**
On, on they send, on without end
Their Joyful tone, to every home
Heart! Hear the bells, sweet silver bells
All seem to say, Ding Dong, m'kay
On, on they send, On without end
Their joyful tone, to every home.
Ding-dong-ding-dong m'kay-m'kay-m'kay... m'kay!
06 - Kyle Broflofski (featuring the Lonely Jew) - Christmas
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be Mary but I'm Hebrew, on Christmas
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
07 - Shelly Marsh - I Saw Three Ships
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day, on Christmas Day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On Christmas day in the morning.
And what was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the [laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
..was in those ships, all three?
On Christmas day in the morning.
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [laughing]
On Christmas day, on Christmas day..
The Virgin Mary and [more laughing]
Shut up TURDS!
.. Christ were there
on Christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain
On Christmas day, on Christmas day
And let [laughing] I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
... all rejoice amain on Christmas day in the morning
On Christmas day, on Christmas day.. [more laughing]
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. [laughing]
On Christmas day IN THE MORNING!
[Smashing piano noise] [AAAHHH!]
08 - Stan Marsh and Wendy - It Happened in Sun Valley
Howdy folks, lets go for a ride
Get your favourite one to sit by your side
Cuddle up in the sleigh
Giddy-up, Nelly Gray
And away we go!
While you're listening to the sleigh bells ring
You're yodelling to your baby
You'll feel nice and warm
No matter how cold it may be!
Take a look at little Jack and Jill
They ski down a hill
There's a snow plow turn
Look, there's a spill
There's a spill on the hill
When you're down, it's a thrill..
to get up again!
Everybody ought to learn to ski
'cos that's how we first met!
We were that Jack and Jill
That came down the hill
When I looked at you
My heart took a spill
Took a spill on the hill
It's a thrill that I can't forget!
It happened in Sun Valley
Not so very long ago..
There were sunbeams in the snow
And a twinkle in your eye..
I remember, oh so clearly
That you nearly passed me by..
Then it happened in Sun Valley
When you slipped and fell, and so did I!
Wendy: Catch me, Stan! [stan barfs] Eeew!
Look Stan, I made a snow angel! [stan barfs] Eeeew!
That you nearly passed me by..
Then it happened in Sun Valley
When you tripped and fell, and so did I!
Now every year we go back and then
We recall that fall and that moment when
We were there on the hill
So, we both take a spill
And we're Jack and Jill, again!
[wendy kisses stan]
[stan barfs] Eeeeew!
09 - Adolf Hitler - O Tannenbaum
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.. [O Fir Tree, O Fir Tree..]
Wie grun sind deine Blatter. [As green as your leaves.]
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.. [O Fir Tree, O Fir Tree..]
Wie grun sind deine Blatter. [As green as your leaves.]
Du grunst nich nur zur Sommerzeit.. [you are green only in summertime.]
Nein auch im winter, wenn es schneit. [Also in winter, when it snows.]
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum.. [O Fir Tree, O Fir Tree..]
Wie grun sind deine.. [As green as your..]
Satan: Hey, Hitler.. What's the matter, little guy?
Hitler: Oh Satan, der tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blatter.
[Oh Satan.. The Fir tree, as green as it's leaves.]
Satan: Aww, you don't have a Christmas Tree?
Hitler: Nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
[only in summertime, also in winter, when it snows!]
10 - Satan - Christmas Time in Hell.
Well I'll tell you what..
Maybe we'll have ourselves
a little Christmas, right here..
C'mon everybody, gather 'round!
String up the lights and light up the tree
We're gonna make some revelry..
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in Hell!
Demons are nicer as you pass them by
There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling, and all is well
It's Christmas time in Hell!
There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
With a festive Christmas ham..
After he has sex with it
He'll eat up all he can..
And there goes John F Kennedy
Carolling with his son..
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow..
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in Hell!
Satan: Adolf, here's a present for you!
Adolf: Oh? Ein Tannenbaum!
Satan: Yes, Ein Tannenbaum!
God cast me down from heaven's door
To rule in Hell forever-more
But now i'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cos it's Christmas time in Hell!
Here's a rack to hang the stockings on
We still have to shop for Genghis Khan
Michael Landon's hair looks swell
It's Christmas time in Hell!
There's Princess Diana
holding burning mistletoe
Over Poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!
For one day we all stop burning
and the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for Old St Nick!
So, String up the lights and light up the tree
We're damned for all eternity..
But for just one day, all is well
It's Christmas time in Hell!
Get a toast together and make it quick
We've gotta make room for Andy Dick..
Wake his mother and ring the bell..
It's Christmas time.. [Christmas time x3]
Christmas time.. [Christmas time x3]
It's Christmas time in Hell!
..Merry Christmas, Movie house!
11 - Chef - What the Hell Child is This.
Chef: Baby, you know there's a lot of love between us
Sometimes that love goes bad
But other times its so right!
Yeah, I know we've been through some rough waters
But most of the time our thing is off the hook!
I just want to know one thing...
What child is this
You've laid to rest
At my feet
This is not the time.
I know that I'm not responsible
It's white so it cannot be mine.
No, this, this is Christ the King.
With a feeling of relief
I cannot sing.
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Mmmmm, Son of Mary!
(Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby!
(Mary)
So, bring him incense, gold, and myrrh
Come peasant king to own Him.
The King of kings, salvation brings,
Let loving hearts enthrone Him.
Raise, raise the song on high
The Virgin sings her lullaby.
Joy, joy, for Christ is born
The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Son of Mary
(Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby
(Little bitty baby, yeah)
I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log
I'm gonna gonna love you right.
Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls
And silent your night!
You'll hear the herald angels sing
When I'm sliding off your bra.
I just can't wait to jingle your bells
And fa la la your la!
(Fa la la your la)
This, this is Christmas Day
A time for lovers to celebrate.
I'm gonna ding dong you merrily on high
Because this is the season for giving!
(Give it to me baby, give it to me baby)
...Season for giving
(Season for giving, give me love!)
...Season for living
(Season for living, give me love!)
...Season for giving
(Season for giving)
...Giving you love
(Give me love!)
...Giving you good love
(Season for good love!)
...Whole lotta love
(Give me love!)
...Making love
(Season for giving)
...By the fire
(Give me love!)
...Whole lotta love
(Season for good love)
...By the fire
(Give me love!)
...Don't need no mistletoe
(Season for giving)
...You've got toes
(Give me love!)
...Whole lotta loving
(Season for good love!)
...Love
(Give me love!)
...Jingle bells
(Season for giving, give me love!
...Fa la la your la.
(Season for good love, give me love!)
12 - Mr. Hankey - Santa Claus is On His Way.
Santa Claus is on his way
Loading goodies on his sleigh
Drop 'em off on Christmas Day
And I sing 'Howdy Ho!'
Kyle: Mr Hankey! Ssh, i'll get in trouble!
Folks will gather 'round the fire Sing a song, join the choir Pretty soon,
they'll all retire And I sing 'Howdy Ho!'
Gerald: Kyle, what are you doing in there?
Kyle: uhh, nothing
Gerald: Open this door!
I hope that Santa comes real soon
and gives me--
Gerald: [shocked] KYLE!?
13 - Eric Cartman - Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree.
And Mamma's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.
Windows are covered in frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wander through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beeflog.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
And there's no beeflog to be found this year.
Christmas, isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog.
Without those cheeses and meat
I don't think I can get along.
My Mother tries to comfort me
She says 'Here son, have some eggnog'
I fucking hate eggnog seriously..
But what do I see?
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog
Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, grandma!
Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby
That's what Christmas is all abouut!
A roly-poly Colony beeflog, lady
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Fa-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!
14 - South Park Choir - Hark the Herald Angels Sing
Hark! The Herald Angels sing
Glory to the new born king
Peace on earth and merry mild
God and sinners reconciled
Joyful all ye nations rise
Join the triumph of the skies
Hark! The Herald Angels sing
Glory to the new born king.
15 - The Broflofskis - Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to
celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it
lands, and you sing this song..
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.
Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..
[ike sings mini song to the tune]
Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?
Cartman: Sure!
Cartman: Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But i'm not gonna play with it
'Cos dreidel's fuckin' gay.
Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!
C: Jews, play stupid games..
Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
|| With Dreidel I shall play.
Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..
Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes
round and round, I could watch it all day..
Stan: Let me try..
Stan: I'll try to make it spin..
It fell, i'll try again.
|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!
Sheila: Hello Boys!
Kyle: Hi mom!
Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.. now you know that
dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.
Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..
Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
You'll know, our people always win!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!
Kyle: Oh, hi dad!
Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?
Kyle: Sure..
K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..
Everybody!
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..
Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
You're so hot, on that show..
Courtney Cox, I.. uh?
Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.
Gerald: Oh, sorry..
Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, i'll try again.
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that's why they're lame.
|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our people always win!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, on that show..
|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay
|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!
|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin
|| It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!
|| C: Jews, play stupid games..
|| Jews, that-is-why-they're-laaaame!
|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..
|| You'll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn!
|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..
|| You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!
16 - Kenny and Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever
Howdy Ho.
the Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
cause, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town and sucked some semen down,
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.
'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin
so suck my dick and get the fuck away!(laughs)
Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:
"You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one in the nation.
Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!
So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick. They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a
dick!"
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.
[slowing] 'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and [normal] joy.
Mary Mary suck that dick
17 - Mr. Ose - We Three Kings
Bearing gifts, we've travelled so far..
Field and fountain, moor and mountain
Following Yonder Star..
Ooohh.. star of wonder, star of light
Star of royal beauty bright..
Westward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy perfect light.
18 - Mr. Hankey - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas Album. Gosh, it was sure
nice hanging out with you all again! And I guess if there's just one thing I
have left to say, it would be this:
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas..
Let your heart be light
From now on..
our troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Make the yule-tide gay
From now on..
our troubles will be miles away.
Here we are as in olden days..
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us..
Gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together..
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a Merry Little Christmas now.
Cartman: Time to go Mr Hankey..
Mr Hankey: Goodbye everybody, And Merry Christmas!
Kyle: Bye Mr Hankey.. see you next year!
[toilet flushes]
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