[討論] 非常有力量的片段

看板SouthPark (南方公園)作者morris2 (大俠 )時間15年前 (2010/04/19 21:47)推噓5(5推 0噓 1→)

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我後來才知道是電影裡的其中一段 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UBBIsQ6224

[Mr Garrison] Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems What is 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde] 12 [Mr Garrison] Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy. [Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr Garrison! [Cartman] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh! [Kyle] Shut up fat boy! [Cartman] AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew! [Mr Garrison] Eric! Did you just say the 'F' word?! [Cartman] Jew? [Kyle] No, he's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you fuckin' fat ass. [Mr Garrison] KYLE! [Cartman] Why the fuck not? [Mr Garrison] ERIC! [Stan] Dude, you just said fuck again! [Mr Garrison] STANLEY! [Kenny] (muffled) fuck [Mr Garrison] KENNY! [Cartman] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! [Mr Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councellor?! [Cartman] How would you like to suck my balls? *big gasp from whole class* [Mr Garrison] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! [Cartman] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, *pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!" [Kyle] Holy Shit. 這段 Cartman 超有力量, 請問有類似罵出來會讓觀眾很爽的段子嗎? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 123.50.54.160