[亂搞] 老七的筆真相大白之大哥睡著了.....
呂布:阿..不好意思..這筆真不聽話.....滑手了....
張遼:主子...你又頭痛了嗎.....
(那年.....一個老人說什麼也要當我的老師.......
可是...他想教我的那幾套我都已經會了....看在他有錢的份上.....
我也乖乖在他那裡讀了兩個月的書....後來有一天他說要考我孫子兵法....
我才懶的鳥他勒....可是錢又還沒到手....所以我一定要作弊....
有書不看叫我背真庸才也.....他鼻子很靈..用隱形墨水那招我看是不成的....
但我想出了一計.....一個流芳百世的計謀.....
我將我的頭帶一層一層地纏在筆上.....將整本孫子兵法抄了上去.....
那老頭最後錢被我拿光光......還弄瞎他雙眼....以免他以後找我要錢....
不過捫心自問.......其實他對我還不錯......
那年天氣無常....因為水土不服.....我沒有常練武.....
老頭送來了藥物...雖然名貴....但是服用以後.....身體反而更差.....
停服幾天以後....頭疼卻減輕了....我想是神人不用凡物吧......
那支筆...我也忘了丟在哪了.....)
張遼:主子....董太師要你想想怎麼對付關東軍阿.......
呂布:四字而已......城.....下.....一.......聚.......
上述內容......是關二哥和桃園張說的.......
聽說是他們大哥有一天睡著以後.....開始喃喃自語.....
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只要劉備睡著的時候......一切都很順利........
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當我成了某大的腦袋......當某大不必再分心想劇情....
專注於交稿之時.....世上還有人敢誇口..........
可以比我更KUSO.......我將印證...虎爛完成.....
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