[創作] 驚愕 會是怎樣才讓人驚愕呢?
1,
396(大): 396,其實,我是妳媽...
396(小): 不!這不可能!這不是真的!
396(大): 雖然我是未來的妳,但我卻在妳現在負責的那個時代,跟____生下了妳!
396(小): 哦!不!這不是真的!
2,
古泉: 哦,阿虛,真正的實情是:
從一開始,我們始終以為閉鎖空間跟神人是涼宮同學製造出來的,其實不然...
阿虛: 那麼是誰製造出來的?佐佐木嗎?
古泉: 不是.
阿虛: 那麼究竟是誰?
古泉: 應該這樣說:
涼宮春日跟我們這整個世界,都是閉鎖空間裡面的神人所製造出來的.
3,
周防: 其實我本名並不叫做周防,而是叫閻魔愛.
京子: 其實我本名也並不叫做橘京子,而是骨女.
藤原: 其實我本名叫做輪入道.
阿虛: 妳不用告訴我了,佐佐木,我不想知道妳的本名!
4, 真正最驚愕的是下列的事實:
長門: 其實,我一直是一個男生.
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George Bush, Saddam Hussein, Soviet Union No More.
Clintion, Lewinsky, Titanic Mania, Bill Gates gets a Pie.
Job strikes back, StarWars show again, Lord of Rings Trio.
Other Bush, Osama, Ipod, Microsoft owns the world!
World Trader Center blow away, what else do I have to say?
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning.
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