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Once upon a time, there lived a monster without a name.The monster wanted a name so badly that he could't stand it.So the monster decided to go off on a journey to find himself a name.But because the world was so big,the monster split in two and went on two separate journeys.One went east, and the other went west.The on e that went east found a village.There was a blacksmith at the village entrance. "Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name.""I can't give you my name.""If you gi ve me your name,I will jump inside you and make you stronger in return.""Really? I'll give you my name if you can make me stronger."The monster jumped inside th e blacksmith.The monster became Otto the blacksmith.Otto the blacksmith was the stronger man in the village.But one day...."Look at me! Look at me!""The monster inside me has grown this Johan. It is a wonderful name.big!"Chomp. Munch. Crunc Otto from the inside out.He went back to being a monste--Monster a name.Even th ugh he jumped inside Hans the shoemaker.... Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Guip.He went b ack to being a monster without a name again.Even though he jumped inside Thomas the hunter....Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Guip.He still went back to being a monster w ithout a name.The monster went to the castle to find a wonderful name.Inside the castle, there was a very sick boy."I'll make you stronger if you give me your n ame.""I'll give you my name if you can cure my illness and make me stronger." The monster jumped inside the boy.The boy became very healthy.The king was delig hted."The prince is well! The prince is well!"The monster became fond of the boy 's name.He also grew fond of his life inside the castle.That's why he endured ev en when he became hungry.Every day, even when his stomach became very empty, he endured.But because he became so hungry...."Look at me! Look at me!""The monster -- 喔喔喔!喜歡好魚嗎? 阿阿阿!好奇好魚嗎 歡迎來ptt2 找我泡茶聊天喔 哪裡找? 霹靂動物園 活力‧奮鬥不懈 PZ_Oceanic 深淵 Σ海洋動物區 企鵝寶貝擁抱大白熊 Greatfish 好魚 ◎好魚水族箱 分享好文章 跟脫殼搞笑好所在! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.231.64.241 ※ 編輯: greatfish 來自: 61.231.64.241 (06/08 13:57)

06/08 14:33, , 1F
帥!
06/08 14:33, 1F

06/08 14:36, , 2F
強者啊XDDD
06/08 14:36, 2F

06/08 15:52, , 3F
我覺得用WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME比較好
06/08 15:52, 3F

06/08 18:18, , 4F
Look at me! Look at me!
06/08 18:18, 4F

06/08 18:20, , 5F
可惜BBS好像沒辦法顯示捷克文...我之前有在web上用過原文
06/08 18:20, 5F

06/10 01:29, , 6F
讚~~ 請問哪裡看得到原文版的
06/10 01:29, 6F

06/10 08:13, , 7F
電腦裡新增語言-捷克文,然後看著漫畫打就好啦
06/10 08:13, 7F

06/11 21:46, , 8F
推!!有感覺~!
06/11 21:46, 8F
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