[偶像劇]海賊法庭(有關新劇情)
看板ONE_PIECE (海賊王)作者datavinci (小木偶我永遠支持你QQ)時間20年前 (2004/12/11 14:18)推噓55(57推 2噓 13→)留言72則, 51人參與討論串1/1
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被告 尾田榮一郎
罪名ꄠ因個人感情因素而濫用職權強制復活 大神隼
受理法官(魯夫飾): 傳 證人 克洛克達爾~~~
鱷魚:幹啥(叼根煙)
律師(香吉士飾):你在漫畫第21集P138曾說過你設置了一個會讓方圓五公里
寸草不生的炸彈 可有此事
鱷魚:那又怎樣
律師:你曾在漫畫第21集P139頁說過 與其破壞宮殿,不如直接殺死民眾比較省事
可有此事
鱷魚:那又怎樣
律師:好 沒你的事情了(踢飛)
鱷魚:嗚阿阿阿阿 阿~(噴血)
律師:庭上 根據以上證詞,我們不難發現,該炸彈有可能只是枚生化炸彈
類似MP5的毒氣之類,造成的直接衝擊並不會十分強大
副法官(娜美飾):說下去
律師:扮演法官的娜美也好迷人啊~~~~~~~~(心)
法警(索隆飾):白痴....
律師:因此,當時大神隼將炸彈提升至高空時,曾有觀眾質疑過飛行速度以及爆炸範圍
為何不會影響地表民眾,根據證詞1 我們不難發現,當炸彈飛升至高空時
實際上對地表影響範圍是個立體球型 最長只有半徑2.5公里 其他依圓週率遞減
如以下圖示
\ ↓2.5km /
\↓____/ <爆炸範圍
bnhnnnmnnmhmn <城市
這個距離以飛行果實的速度而言,要讓城市脫離暴風圈應該不是不可能的事情
觀眾(喬巴,騙人布飾):喔~~~好厲害啊!!!!!
律師:另外 以生化武器對經過長期訓練,又有惡魔果實強化的侍衛兵貝爾來說
即使會造成一定的傷害,但是的確不至於對生命造成影響
因此 在此我希望能夠撤銷對被告的判訴,要求無罪開釋
法官: 好!現在宣布判決結果,被告尾田榮一郎無罪開釋
觀眾:oh~~~YA!!
尾田榮一郎:謝謝!!謝謝!!(淚)
律師:但是 我話還沒講完...
法官:???
律師:被告尾田榮一郎,唆使船工卡庫叛變為CP9
嚴重傷害小木偶後援會全體成員的心靈
法官:.............這....
律師:被告尾田榮一郎還仗著其作者職權之便!!!!
迎娶娜美成為他的新娘!!!!!(咬牙切齒)
法官:(拍桌!)娜美是我的航海士!!!!!
副法官:哎呀......(羞)
法官:給我拉下去!!!!!!在監獄畫漫畫畫到我成為海賊王為止!!!!
法警:沒辦法了,尾大,這是船長的命令ㄟ(/ _\)ㄏ
尾田榮一郎:嗚阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿~~~~
於是...尾田榮一郎 又被關回監獄繼續畫畫了
觀眾:結束了!!結束了!!
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