[閒聊] 論蘭斯洛特多有錢

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大家好,我是還沒抽到高文的貓餃 (其實我是被派來打斷整個機率文章的,但鍵盤前有貓好難打字) FATE提過蘭斯洛特七王領地給與卡美洛援助 首先我覺得該先上這段 Then Merlin laughed. Why laugh ye? said the knight. This is the cause, said Merlin: there shall never man handle this sword but the best knight of the world, and that shall be Sir Launcelot…and Launcelot with this sword shall slay the man that in the world he loved best, that shall be Sir Gawaine. Sir Thomas Malory, Le Morte d’Arthur, Book II Chapter XIX 簡單翻譯一下: 梅林:只有最好的騎士能舉起這把劍,那將會是蘭斯洛特...    而蘭斯洛特會用這把劍殺了他在這世界上最愛的人,那個人勢必會是高文。 (梅林還把這段話刻在劍柄上,只是不知道是哪把劍) um......先替王妃QQ 我覺得這段文字應該足夠防雷等下我要說的話(應該 總之在高文寄了一封死前遺書(情書)給蘭斯洛特, 希望蘭斯原諒自己,來自己墓前替自己祈禱並出兵來救亞瑟王,然而蘭斯因海象不佳被困 在多佛海峽 當蘭斯終於抵達發現人都已經死了非常難過,想殺莫德雷德復仇,拒絕接受事實 CHAPTER VIII. How when Sir Lancelot heard of the death of King Arthur, and of Sir Gawaine, and other matters, he came into England Sir Bors建議蘭斯先去看高文的墓,然後是亞瑟王的墓之後再去找王妃。 Then Sir Launcelot kneeled down and wept, and prayed heartily for his soul. 蘭斯一見到高文的墓就跪在幕前哭泣並替高文祈禱 And that night he made a dole, and all they that would come had as much flesh, fish, wine and ale, and every man and woman had twelve pence, come who would. Thus with his own hand dealt he this money, in a mourning gown; and ever he wept, and prayed them to pray for the soul of Sir Gawaine. 邀請全城的來替高文祈禱 說起來高文死的時候亞瑟才替高文辦過一次喪禮,婚禮兩次喪禮也兩次的高文 there offered first Sir Launcelot, and he offered an hundred pound; and then the seven kings offered forty pound apiece; and also there was a thousand knights, and each of them offered a pound; and the offering dured from morn till night, and Sir Launcelot lay two nights on his tomb in prayers and weeping. 蘭斯洛特提供了100英鎊,七王各捐40英鎊,一千個騎士各1英鎊 然後蘭斯洛特在高文墓前為高文祈禱哭了兩夜 終於寫到蘭斯花了多少錢(喂 有鑒於這本書寫成時間約13世紀(先不吐槽17世紀才有英鎊?) 目前網路上有提供能推算到最早的英鎊價值是13世紀 https://goo.gl/lGogjv 13世紀的100磅大概是現在的86290英鎊,參照income value是368萬英鎊...... 在13世紀能買到的東西大概像這樣 https://images.plurk.com/7itVi1metk0wIgXEpOCL.jpg
看起來是一筆鉅款......畢竟只是辦個追思會 我說蘭斯洛特你隨便就花這麼多錢(雖然錢小說裡錢跟水一樣(RY 補充一下英鎊的價值來比較一下 https://goo.gl/Dv6FhO 根據能估狗到的,十四世紀前,英格蘭國王愛德華的地產總價只有5950英鎊 而英格蘭首富的家族財產為8400英鎊 十四世紀,一座貴族莊園一年收益在 8-12磅就是相當成功的... (然後上面蘭斯洛特丟出了100英鎊) 喔對了,蘭斯哭完墓,跟七王感謝大家的支持陪我遠到不列顛, 聽說王妃有活下來,我要去找王妃了。如果我幾天後沒回來大家可以自行散去 嗯? 蘭斯洛特我說那個亞瑟王的墓呢? 順帶一提,在蘭斯殺了高文全家之後,高文請人傳話給蘭斯要求單挑的時候 蘭斯洛特是這麼回的: You'll see just how remarkable it is:He couldn't possibly hate me so much that I'd stop loving him. And I wouldn't have said that so directly. 很明顯的:不論高文多恨我都無法阻止我愛他。通常我不會說的這麼直接。 (對,在蘭斯的騎士跟眾人面前這樣說,這還只是其中一句(一言不合就告白 後面流淚要高文原諒什麼的,高文:太遲了,蘭斯洛特去死吧。) 即便如此,高文最後還是想見蘭斯洛特請求原諒,並且覺得是自己得不好 蘭斯洛特是好人,弟弟們會死是自己沒保護好......嗚嗚 來個人叫我醒醒或是叫高文醒醒 -- Lancelot:and so that I may make whatever amends you might ask of me,I beg you:let's stop this battle. Gawain:You can rest assured that one of us will die on the field. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 36.236.240.140 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/TypeMoon/M.1490329402.A.AF4.html

03/24 12:24, , 1F
用肉球打字辛苦咪嚕了
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超難打字都會打歪一直按到別的
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看完推,蘭斯給人的印象跟我之前的印象完全不同啊ww
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咪嚕真是博學多聞
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婚禮兩次葬禮也兩次XDDDDDDD
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真正的相愛相殺
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高文愛到卡慘死
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咪嚕快幫你主人抽高文
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有甲味
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由由的
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優質好文 長知識
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主人(X) 自拍棒(O)
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感覺應該要補高文說他要性轉然後把初夜獻給蘭斯那段
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我是王妃也不信蘭斯洛特愛我
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上面那、那是什麼鬼...............
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原文高文說過的話阿
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好吧我來補上這段
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竟然說自拍棒......給你一個坐墊XDDD
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欸你要補嗎?好那我不回文了
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03/24 12:42, , 20F
醒醒,我抽到舊劍前高文不會去你家的(!?
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不要 仰觀你回文張好了(ㄍ
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你翻譯比我好
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乾……那我要翻兩個月前的LINE對話紀錄
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03/24 12:43, , 24F
你貼原文給我啦
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順便加上王妃說高文是世界上最愛蘭斯的人那段(
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感覺阿傻跟王妃湊合結婚真的不是沒道理,兩個邊緣人......
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旁邊高文跟蘭斯根本閃瞎了(?
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但是王說他最愛高文了(這又是另一段(RY
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得不到只好祝福他們
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好吃長知識,謝謝XD
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03/24 13:00, , 31F
所以說那個貓圖呢(敲碗
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圓桌組好亂阿
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桂圓真亂
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為什麼貓前面有支湯匙,難道?
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高文醒醒(搖晃
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舊劍:還好有人代替我 不然晚上被人%%都不知道
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畢竟高文是王的影武者,不過感覺蘭斯常跟高文同房...
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貴桌超亂(稱讚意味
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如果從大人的理由來看,是因為嘉美洛人生這檔戲
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許多作者都只是把各個傳聞,故事拼湊在一起,
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卻沒有去整合前因後果XD 所以很多神奇對話和發展啊!
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光蘭斯洛特突然從配角變成主角的吐槽就夠好笑了XD
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腐文化淵遠流長
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大概就是一大票古老的腐...男?作者把集體創作全都混在一
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近代的高文就消失了(。
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因為過去高文的故事實在太HOMO
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咪嚕又在自拍了
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蘭斯好有錢
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甲申由 ^q^
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論蘭斯有多甲
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甲之切入
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要論homosexuality蘭斯還得排在高文後面
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由由
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補充一下英鎊的價值好了(?y
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※ 編輯: kning0926 (36.236.240.140), 03/24/2017 14:09:05 ※ 編輯: kning0926 (36.236.240.140), 03/24/2017 14:10:01

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WT...
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然而這依然是篇廢文(RY
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誰能拯救我的經濟學
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據說獅心王理查當年的贖金是五萬磅
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我看那個網站寫15萬馬克相當10萬英鎊?
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槽點太多不知道從哪裡開始說啊!!
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咦不對 那個五萬磅是指白銀的重量 不是英磅
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早期規定一英鎊=一磅重的白銀 所以是一樣的
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都性轉成女的 就不會亂啦(X
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我是真心想看看高文性轉成女的。
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成為你的朋友中第一個說這貓真讚的人。
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都變成女的,百合救世界!!
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…………看完這篇剛好強化極大浪費 趕緊一抽 狂蘭斯 娶。
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……蘭斯洛特你到底走錯幾條線?你走高文線不就世界和平
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美短!肥嘟嘟肉呼呼的美短!!!
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所以要召喚蘭斯洛特的話應該要擺高文的半裸照之類的?
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我比較想知道麼召喚高文
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文邀請全城祈禱下一句的高不見惹
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※ 編輯: kning0926 (36.236.240.140), 03/24/2017 16:21:02

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你修文把多佛海峽修掉了,還有不補圓桌禮裝那句超虐的ry
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kning0926: 嗚嗚嗚圓桌禮裝 (感謝版友翻譯) http://i.imgur.com/oCsy9t0.jpg
取自這張圓桌禮裝的翻譯 「話說回來蘭斯洛特卿,游泳的心得是?」 「當然。**如果能脫下鎧甲的話,連多佛海峽都能游過給你看。**那高文卿呢?」 蘭斯當初就是被擋在多佛海峽上...... ※ 編輯: kning0926 (36.236.240.140), 03/24/2017 17:18:31

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明明是如此歡樂的圓桌禮裝故事 我ry
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然後再聽聽劍蘭對高文的語音多麼高興ry
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這隻貓有點胖OwO,毛很漂亮~
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漲姿勢了,甲上上
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※ 編輯: kning0926 (36.236.240.140), 03/24/2017 21:16:02

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基情騎士
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