[閒聊] 扶他稅
剛剛莫名被水管推了一支3年前的影片，
縮圖寫著超勁爆的標題：「本日課程：什麼是扶他稅？」
https://meee.com.tw/lScA2ha.jpg
......好吧，原來是美國聯邦失業稅法（Federal Unemployment Tax Act）的縮寫。
不過顯然一堆人都同時被推到這影片了，底下留言都很好笑：
@CillmaCuvas
FUTA shall never go down our throats unwillingly!
沒有人可以逼我們硬吞扶他！
@xstreamxander4251
Im a simple man
我是個單純的男人。
@PablarEscabo
Sometimes you click on a video just to see the comments
有些時候，你點進影片就只是為了看底下的留言。
@brunosousa8074
The futa tax being about unemployment is pure gold
扶他稅竟然跟失業有關，這點實在太讚了。
@conordavenport771
Of course, unemployed mfs know all about FUTA
當然啊，沒工作的傢伙最懂扶他了。
@ashrofclop
Next they gonna come up with LOLI Tax : Legal Operations Logistics Incomes Tax
接下來，他們就會搞個「法務後勤收入稅」了，簡稱蘿莉稅。
@alanhasmemes
Futas AND unemployment?!? This must have been created specifically for me!!!
扶他加失業？這根本就是專門為我設計的！！
@alexbarr6160
I saw that thumbnail and immediately knew the comments would be gold lol
笑死，我一看到縮圖就知道留言一定超精彩。
@Yuri-Duri
FUTA IS TAGGED IN THE DESCRIPTION
這 影 片 的 資 訊 欄 上 了 扶 他 的 標 籤
@WhateverThisChannelNameIs
I know mfs clicking on this video aren't here to learn about tax
我就知道，這些點進影片的北爛們都不是來學稅務知識的。
@Junebuuuuugggg
the fact that this video came out 3 years ago and we suddenly all got
recommended it the same week is insanely funny
這明明是3年前上傳的影片，結果大家突然都在同一個禮拜被推薦，實在太好笑了。
@CodeRoze
I've heard of getting fucked by taxes but this is getting ridiculous.
我是有聽過「被稅操爛」這種說法啦，但這也太扯了。
@michael_ok17
"Can anyone tell me what FUTA is?"
*Entire class raises their hand*
「有沒有人能解釋一下『扶他』是什麼呀？」
（全班都舉起了手）
@yoursformerlysfrah
they taxing anything now
這年頭什麼都要課稅。
@sammybae12
How TF did we all find the same video and had the same idea
媽的，我們怎麼有辦法找到同一支影片，還冒出相同的想法？
@jared9284
I’m an employer. My rear end hurts after any tax but especially FUTA tax
我是一名雇主。每次繳稅都會害我後庭失守，尤其這個扶他稅真的太痛了。
@cliffradoslav4471
Hell nah bruh now I gotta pay a futa tax? Tf next, yaoi rebates?
搞什麼鬼啊，嘔嘔嘔。我現在竟然得為了扶他繳稅？接下來又會是三小？Yaoi退稅嗎？
@1v3i7llager
"divided by nations, united by thoughts" ahh thumbnail
這縮圖完全就是「國界各異，思想大同」的展現。
@Osasusanoogaming
No one can fathom the inner machinations of the YouTube algorithm lol
沒有人能參透水管演算法真正的運作機制，笑死。
@mzz..q23
“my video about the federal unemployment tax has been blowing up recently!”
“…oh.
「我那支講解聯邦失業稅的影片這幾天突然爆紅了！」
「......噢。」
@REDACTED77
The person who made that acronym probably feeling like Oppenheimer right
about now
想出這個縮寫的人，現在的感受大概跟奧本海默差不多。
@WhateverThisChannelNameIs
This is a great video! I'm also looking forward to 2 upcoming videos about
(AHEGAO) Administrative Headquarters for Economic Governance & Audit
Operations and (NTR) National Treasury Regulation
這影片真不錯！期待未來你們會在新片裡講解經濟管制暨審計行政總部（AHEGAO）
和國寶規則（NTR）。
@theincredibleauraaa133
There is no universe where i would be able to scroll past this
每個宇宙的我都不可能滑過這支影片。
@taitasutomoushimasu
What about FUTA inflation?
能聊聊「扶他膨脹」嗎？
@Mitori._.
They said tax is hard but i didnt know its gonna be this hard
大家都說稅法很硬，我沒想到會硬成這樣。
@tooru-kun4178
you know, I'm something of a FUTA expert myself
你知道的，我也算是個扶他專家。
@ellie_1330
I have been on Youtube for 12 years now and that is probably the best
thumbnail ive ever seen in my life.
我在水管泡了12年，這應該是我人生中看過最讚的影片縮圖。
@peepeepoopoo5657
Isn’t it romantic how we’re all watching the futa tax video at the same
time together?
我們同時看到了這支講解扶他稅的影片，這不也挺浪漫的嗎？
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