05 Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
5. Kyle's Mom's a Bitch
Performed by Eric Cartman
Cartman: Welllll,
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bee-itch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty dick!
Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something
like this!
Chinese Singers: *singing*
French Singers: *singing*
Dutch Singers: *singing*
African Singers: *singing*
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean ol' bitch, and she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty dick!
I really mean it! Kyle's mom!
She's a big, fat, fucking bitch!
Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom!
Yeah! Cha!
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只恐雙溪舴艋舟,載不動,許多愁。
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