Re: [閒聊] TDK之歌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

看板SuperHeroes (美國漫畫/超級英雄)作者grafishbanet (鬼飛魚貝內特)時間16年前 (2010/01/20 11:26)推噓2(2推 0噓 2→)

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下面是我自己翻譯的XD KID Batman! Why is he running, Dad? 蝙蝠俠！爸，為什麼他要逃跑？ GORDON（戈登局長） Because we have to chase him. 因為我們要追捕他。 KID Why? 為什麼？ GORDON Because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero, he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark Knight 因為他可以承受的住。因為他不是一個英雄。他是一個沉默的手護者，一個監視著我們的保護者，一個黑暗騎士。 KID I don’t get it. 我不懂。 GORDON Neither do I son, but it sounds cool. 我也是，但是這感覺很酷。 BATMAN As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight There’s a few plot points that just don’t feel right 當我在黑暗騎事的最後，駕著蝙蝠機車時，有些陰謀讓我感覺不太對勁。 Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap Harvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap? 例如，為什麼我要被排斥？哈維丹特（雙面人）明明就殺了那些人。喂！是誰在搞破壞啊！ And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner He must write it down in an evil day planner 小丑將那些罪犯訓練的井然有序。他一定有把他的邪惡計畫記下來，然後寫在月曆上。 His henchmen are psycho and expendable Yet somehow completely dependable 他的忠心追隨者都是一些神經病和消耗品。可是毫無疑問的，都是些絕對可以信賴的傢伙。 And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me? He seemed to resign kind of randomly 然後，為什麼摩根費里曼（電影裡飾演幫蝙蝠俠打造武器的人）要生我的氣？他還隨隨便便就辭職不幹了。 Its OK to build me an armored tank-car But ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far 幫我打造一台裝甲車是感覺還不賴。可是幫我監聽電話的工作，其實也和打造裝甲車差不多啊。 Chorus This movie of my life just doesn’t hold together At least is beats the crap out of Batman Forever 這部以我的人生故事拍程的電影，根本就沒辦法兜在一起。至少從蝙蝠俠3，就讓我很失望了。 I enjoy car chases, explosions and suspense Is it too much to ask that it all make sense? 飛車追逐，爆破秀，飛來飛去的戲碼，我都很樂在其中。是我要求太多，一直在問有沒有意義嗎？ ALFRED（阿福） No no Master Wayne, you dont understand You can’t kill a symbol, but you can kill a man 喔，不，韋恩先生。你不懂。你不能抹殺一個象徵，可是你可以殺一個人。 BATMAN If I want to quit then that’s my choice 如果我想要退出，那也是我的選擇。 ALFRED Were alone you don’t have to use that voice And what about Ms. Dawes it’s like you just forgot her 僅僅是因為你用那種聲音講話。那道恩小姐（瑞秋）你該不會忘了他吧？ BATMAN In Batman Begins she was so much hotter 在”蝙蝠俠：開戰時刻”，他的身材比較辣。（因為黑暗騎士有換人演瑞秋） ALFRED Joker, are you busy? Let’s call a truce. I need you to help explain the plot toBatman 小丑先生，你現在有空嗎？我們現在休兵。我需要你幫我向蝙蝠俠解釋一下，有關於陰謀的事情。 JOKER Call me insane, but I consider us friends I brought the DVD so we can watch it again 你說我瘋了，可是我當我們倆是朋友。我買了DVD，所以我們還可以重看一遍。 ALFRED I’ll make the popcorn and pour the sherry Ooh, maybe we could watch it with the commentary 我會弄點爆米花，然後倒一點雪莉酒來喝。喔，也許我們可以邊看邊評論。 BATMAN How does Harvey Dent do total 180? 哈維丹特怎麼才180？（這部分我不太懂） ALFRED Well they barbequed his face and he lost his lady 因為他的臉被當作烤肉在烤，然後還失去了他的女人。 BATMAN When did you have time rig up both of those boats 你是什麼時候有那兩條船陰謀的想法？ JOKER Does talking that way ever damage your throat? 你是因為傷到你的喉嚨，才那樣講話嗎？ BATMAN Well at least they got rid of Joel Schumacher 嗯…，至少他們擺脫了喬舒馬赫（拍蝙蝠俠3和4的導演，被影評稱作史上拍攝最爛的蝙蝠俠電影） JOKER You know movie is really good the Hurt Locker 你知道”反恐防暴部隊”還真的不錯喔。 BATMAN Oh I heard that was good. I’ve been meaning to see it. 喔，我有聽說還不錯。我想這部應該很有意義。 ALFRED Who’s in it? 有誰演這部？ JOKER Anthony Mackie 安東尼麥奇 ALFRED I don’t know who that is. 我不知道他是哪位。 JOKER He was in Eight Mile. 喔，他有演”街頭痞子”。 ALFRED Oh, he the guy who hosted the rap battles. 喔，他是演那個在饒舌battle比賽裡面的主持人嗎？ BATMAN No that was Mekhi Phifer. 不是，演主持人的是馬基費佛。 ALFRED Joker you’re getting white makeup all over the popcorn. 小丑先生，你臉上的白妝把爆米花弄得到處都是。 JOKER Sorry, Hey did I ever tell you how I got these scars? 喔，對不起。我有說過我臉上的疤是怎麼來的嗎？ BATMAN YES! Several versions. 有啊，很多不同的版本。 ALFRED Maybe some other people would like to hear the story. 也許其他人會想要聽聽這個故事。有誰可以幫我補完啊～!! 感謝 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.173.131.241